Daveportivo's Cultural Evaluation Facility

So here we are after six long weeks of the greatest archeological drama series of all time there series Finale of Bonekickers and wasnt it a corkingly good epiosde, at the end of the last episode we found that the two 'team' memeber are related as half sisters i speak of magwild and the token young apprentice dispite them looking diffrent being a diffrent hight and basically being opposite.

The episode started off with some archeologists digging a hole and finding somthing, shockingly however the amatuers who found it were ignored by the people in charge of the dig so they took it to the Bonekickers team and upon inspection it became part of the round table, which when the computer did its predicitions said that it was actually an egg shaped table so the knights of the egg shaped table, any way some weired blokes with masks heard about this and thought they should investigate, cue a benny hill moment for everyone trying to get to the table in the bonekickers office, anyway some bloke called henry kept calling the office this scared the old bloke called dolly who said ' we must stop searching for this now we are in over our heads and ran out', magwitch was annoyed she had a half sister so fired her ( a tribunial would never stand for that !) so it just left Adrian lester and magwitch who went back to her place to try and find some more clues about it , while at her house she got a call from Henry again apprently henry was the mask wearer, the young half sister got a job with the other archelogical team who were working for HENRY DUN DUN DUN, so back at magwitches place she takes adrian lester into the secret room were she goes 'Henry is not after the round table they are after excaliber' we then preced to hear our Excaliber was built and do you know it linked all 5 previous episodes together, Excaliber was made by the syrians in 226bc and then given to alexander the great who won the battle it was then transported to rome who used in the conquest of crsuhing the celts, this was then found by king arthur who had it stolen by some saxons and some how it appeared in the american war of independance and then tenyson found it ( yes the poet) tried to create a new britain with it and called the order of 12 deciphals Henry after the bloke he was going out with ( I honestly have no idea whats going on now)

We then see young studenty apprentice half sister girl in a room with masks an a mysterious voice we learns shes going to meet Henry who turns out to be a coffin that you have to sit in for a while with the lid on, while she was scared along came dolly the loveable drunk running to beat up the coffin and rescue her and escape, ( oh and while this is going on they have found out the table is a fake due to some ringpull and 2 people have died) but the search to excaliber buy some poems found in the sisters mothers house which is being looked after by a nurse who was also chasing this before henry sent her mental which leads them a cathederal ACTION TIME a load of hired goons try and trap dolly and young girl in the church while they try and use the clues in the church to light the lake to find which well excaliber is down well they do this and then they get surronded by the goons and when dolly and young student girl ( Ive just remembered her name Viv) look like they may get killed adrian lester appears out of no were with a ball and chain ( were you get one of those from ) and started beating one of them up fight time they ten trip the other one up with some rope and adrian lester punched the other magwitch then dives and finds the sword an emerges from the lake with it suddenly masked man appears steal the sword swings it breaks it is saddened by this and jumps into the lake killing himself they then take the sword handel back the mum and it magically cures her they then throw the broken sword into the broken lake the end.

If you have read and understood this imagine how hard the episode was to understandbring on season 2.

Rating: 10,000 plastic cups