Daveportivo's Cultural Evaluation Facility

Yes if you haven't had enough of Draftomania then here comes the supplemental draft. A few key questions remain; Will the Strip Mining of Smackdown Continue? Will ECW continue to become the best wrestling show on television? Can Raw handle anymore star power? Will any of this make sense?

It's time to find out!

Suplemental Draft Pick Number One:

The Hurricane Gregory Helms is drafted to ECW: Well thats a great move for ECW adds more depth to there roster, Helms should be able to revitalize his career and help develope some of the younger talent. Helms vs. Bourne/Morrison/Swagger could all be good. Good move in my book especially if ECW is continuing to feature showcase matches with athletic talent.

Draft Pick Number Two:

Charlie Haas to Smackdown: Can you say inconsiquencal? Yes Smackdown really is becoming a dirrectionless B show. Guess WWE has no faith in Mynetwork.

Draft Pick Number Three

The Brian Kendrick to RAW: Yes! One of my favorite wrestlers drafted to the show I actually watch with some consistancy. I don't know why I'm happy he's doomed to get buried in the shuffle and be job out to the moon but here's hoping his unique charisma and in ring skills will get him over. He'd probably have done better on ECW.

Draft Pick Number Four:

Dolph Ziggler to Smackdown: Poor, Poor Smackdown. He's shown some potential but geez this doesn't look good.

Draft Pick Number Five:

JTG to Smackdown: Well again its definitely the B team on Smackdown but JTG has some potential and the crowd do like him so this move makes sense, he could develope on SD!

Draft Pick Number Six:

Festus to Raw: This makes sense, people are high on Festus, I suspect he turns heel and fullfills the Snitsky role. John Cena needs someone to FU.

Draft Pick Number Seven:

Natalya to ECW: Well this is just stupid, Natty is a great fit for the Women's division on Smackdown, she's a good heel and a decent worker, what exactly is show going to do on a show with no women?

Draft Pick Number Eight:

Carlito To RAW: Smackdown is officially dead, seriously the prospect of some great Colons tag matches was the only real reason to watch the undercard on Smackdown now they have bugger all. On the plus side, RAW is now a stack show with the tag division coming over. I suspect Kendrick will get involved somehow. How is Raw going to fit this all in?

Draft Pick Number Nine:

John Morrison to Smackdown: Well I'm sad to see him leave ECW as he could have endless great matches there, but being a singles star on Smackdown will hopefully promote him to the next level. A fued with Rey for the IC title could really tear the house down.

Draft Pick Number Ten:

Hornswaggle to RAW: Christ I just can't get away from this guy, seriously who cares, he should be on Smackdown entertaining the kids.

Draft Pick number Eleven:

Layla to Smackdown: Noooooooooooooooo! My favorite fine arse Diva moves to Smackdown, well hopefully Regal will be moved over to Smackdown two and the British duo can be elevated back up the card

Draft Pick number Twelve:

Rick Ortiz to Smackdown: Can't say I care about him, he's had interplay with Teddy Long before so I guess they'll continue there relationship on Smackdown.

Draft Pick number Thirteen

Zack Ryder to ECW: Something tells me he won't be pushed, he'll job and we'll be wishing him well with his future endeavours in the near future.

Draft Pick number Fourteen

Chavo to RAW: Chavito gets to come to RAW to be Vickie's man bitch, go Chavo you earn that pay check homie.

Draft Pick Number Fifteen

Candice Michelle to Smackdown: Great so we get forced to watch Candice nearly kill herself or her opponents. If they want her on TV this much they should really just make her a woman's authority figure or some such.

Draft Pick Number Sixteen

Nikki Bella to RAW: So the twins have been broken up, this makes sense as there is no tag team title for women. She's shown some athleticism so hopefully she can give Mickie, Maryse and Beth a run for their money.

Draft Pick Number Seventeen

Ezekiel Jackson to ECW: Brian Kendrick loses his super cool big black man pal, Ezekiel has pretty much no talent as far as I can see but damn it he looks mean and angry. I say pair him and Mark Henry and make him his big evil buddy. They could be the ultimate bad arse pairing. They look like they'd be mates in real life to boot.

Draft Pick Number Eighteen

Mike Knox to Smackdown: Well its Mike Knox I think he has good aggression and a good big man look, not roided up he looks different. If they put the effort in he could be a good evil bad arse to scare the kids on Smackdown.

Draft Pick Number Nineteen

Primo to RAW: Well this makes sense it'd be purely WCW retardness to split up their new unified tag team champions so of course he moves to RAW. As before the Colons will be good but I just feel bad for Smackdown, they just seemed tailor made for that audience.

Draft Pick Number Twenty

Alicia Fox to Smackdown: Well she wasn't really doing much on ECW and I guess we'll find out the hard way if she can wrestle.

Draft Pick Number Twenty One

Shad Gaspard to Smackdown: Okay so their not spliting up Cryme Tyme but your moving a tag team over to Smackdown which just lost the unified tag team champs? Well I guess the title defences will float. Anyway aside from the silliness of moving a tag team to a tag team less show, Cryme Tyme should play well to the Smackdown crowd.

Draft Pick Number Twenty Two

Mr. Kennedy to RAW: Remember when Mr. Kennedy was a hot character? Seems like a bloody long time ago doesn't it. He's been dead wood for the last two years and has regressed as character tremdously. Its another chunk of Star power being moved accross to RAW but Kennedy is stuck in such a mire I'm hardly excited, unless they have special plans him I suspect he'll be lost in the shuffle.

Draft Pick Number Twenty Three

Brie Bella to RAW: I realize now I've written these draft picks in reverse order, who cares, anyway, Brie is the next announcement, so it looks like we get the campy comedy of the Bella twins on RAW, shame I was actually looking forward to seeing them split.