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The show opens with Dusty Rhodes and Josh Mathews talking up how great the show is going to be. Before a rather pleasent looking Asain lady called Angelina introduces the next competitors.
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FCW Tag Team Title
Johnny Curtis & Tyler Recks vs. DH Smtih & TJ Wilson
Dusty tells us that 2009 will be a fire cracker. Wilson scores wtih a dropkick before Smith tags in and unloads on Recks stomping the living hell out him. Wilson tacks in and a double shoulder tackle gets a two count before Wilson gives us his best Randy Orton impression with a chinlock. Recks tries to fight out but he's met with a snap mare and a spinal tap. DH Smith tags in and scores with a nice body slam. Recks gets a Jacknife pin for a quick two count but he's then killed with a overhead belly to belly suplex. Wilson tags in and they score with a droptoe hold basement dropkick combo for a near fall. Wilson works over Reck's without imagination before missing a dropkick. After a battle we get a HOT TAG.
Curtis cleans house on Wilson countering a closeline into a nice side russain leg sweep for two. DH Smith gets a blind tag and Curtis runs right into a powerslam for a near fall. Curtis slips out the back of a powerslam and scores with a spinning heel kick for two. DH Smith counters a suplex to a belly to back with a bridge for a near fall. Wilson then tags in and scores with a springboard flying elbow drop for a near fall. Wilson runs straight into a pair of boots and Curtis scores with the Super Falcon Arrow for the 1-2-3. We have new tag team champions!
Everyone seemed very green but they put together some nice action and good spots. That's a hell of a finisher Curtis has there. Some slow an awkward spots but this would not look too out of place on ECW. (*3/4)
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The Champs the go into full ammatuer album with a horrible post match promo, well at least they wrestle okay.
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We then go to the best of FCW and see Kelly Kelly hosting a twist contest, with Brie Bella, Alicia Fox and Tiffany as well as a couple of girls I didn't recognize. It was quite funny and ended in a brawl.
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DJ Gabriel (w/Alicia Fox) vs. John Cutler
Alicia Fox is definitely smoking hot. DJ Gabriel gets a snapmare and then a leg sweep and knee drop. Gabriel catches a kick from Cutler and hits a back elbow and then a trip. Gabriel catches a crossbody from Cutler and scores with a body slam. Gabriel avoids and Dropkick and scores with one of his own before making fun of Cutler. DJ then hits an over the shoulder gut buster before finishing Cutler with the Second rope diving European Upppercut.
Just a squash, Gabriel didn't look overly impressive and the dancing Gimmick isn't great, can't see him getting very far in ECW, I'm sure Fox will end up on Smackdown.
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Yamamoto vs. Hade Vansen
Vansen has a interesting introduction and obviously now he's in WWE he looks a lot smaller than he did in the FWA. He definitely has a destintive look. Hade gets an arm wrench but its reversed and Yamamoto unloads with a couple of stiff kicks, Hade dodges a roundhouse but can't dodge a spinning back kick. Yamamoto drops and elbow and Hade bails to the outside. Hade works Yamamoto's leg over the edge of the ring and brings him back to the centre with a European upper cut and a hard back elbow gets two before Hade Vansen locks in a chinlock. Yamamoto fights up and we get a horrible sloppy spot where Vansen shoves over Yamamoto. Hade then scores with a european uppercut. We get a really terrible awkward spot in the corner. Yamamoto gets two stiff kicks and goes for a running knee strike but Hade rolls through and scores with the South City Killer (Implant DDT).
That was very poor. Everything was very awkward, Yamamoto was terrible, I get the feeling that Hade has enough about him that with practice he could get over a little but make no mistake not an impressive debut but I can't help but feel its a shame he's been released.
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Ricky Ortiz, Scotty Goldman & Kizarny vs. Jack Swagger, Gavin Spears and Dolph Ziggler
Goldmen slides under Spears and hits an ear clap. Kizarny tags in and we get a two man Aeroplane spin. Swagger distracts Kizarny allowing Dolph to get a sneak attack. Ziggler gets a snapmare and an elbow drop. Swagger tags in and gets a shoulder tackle in the corner. Kizarny dodges a closeline and Ortiz tags in. Ortiz gets a running dropkick, a back elbow and then a 3 point stance. Ortiz is caught on the apron an Swagger gets a nice neckbreaker through the middle rope for a near fall. Spears tags in with a double stomp to the head. Spears gets a droptoe hold and tags in Swagger who drops a series of elbows before applying a head wrench. Ortiz powers out but is taken back down with a neck breaker. Dolph tags in with a snapmare but misses a big leaping elbow. Ziggler then hits an awful looin curb stomp before tagging in Spears. Spears applies a chinlock before tagging Ziggler back in who scores wtih a head pound before locking in a camel clutch.Ricky fights out and scores with a dropkick.
HOT TAG, Scotty unloads and gets the big wind up punch. Scott hits a monkey kick and a Butt butt. Everyone else brawls on the outside. Scotty hits Dolph with an Atomic Drop Bomb before whipping spears into Spears into Ziggler and scoring with Eat The Feet for the win.
Well that was all kinds of sloppy but fine for what it was. Scotty looked good when he was in there. (3/4*)
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FCW Heavyweight Title
Drew Macintrye vs. Eric Escobar vs. Joe Henning vs. Sheamus O'Shaunessy
All four men brawl to start the match. Sheamus avoids being whipped into Drew and hits a closeline of Escobar. Sheamus and Drew then work together and throw Joe hard into the corner. Drew and Sheamus then hit a double shoulder tackle. Drew whips Sheamus at Eric but he's met with a boot. Henning and Escobar double closeline Drew to the outside and then double dropkick Sheamus to the outside. Drew and Sheamus pull Joe to the outside and brawl on the outside. The crowd chant "same old shit" as Escobar hits a planhca onto all three men. Escobar won't let the heels get into the ring. Joe gets a school boy on Eric for a near fall. Eric and Joe square up and unload before running into a double closeline spot. Drew and Sheamus then get in each others face and tehy unload with big slugs. Drew gets a running forearm in the corner and floats over. Then in a nice spot Henning dropkicks Sheamus into Drew whos on top and crotches him and has him land on his head in the same instance. Eric then scores with a not so super superplex. Eric gets a two count. Joe and Drew are left in the ring, Drew unloads as Sheamus is introduced to the steps on the outside. Drew then hits a snap suplex for a two count and Joe replies with a back suplex for a near fall. Joe whips Drew into Shaemus knocking him off the apron before getting a quick cover for a two count. Eric dodges Drew closeling and htis a leaping crescent kick for a near fall. Sheamus gets a suplex on Drew for a near fall. Joe dodges a closeline and leapfrogs Drew before hitting Drew with a running dropkick. Shaemus gets a camel clutch on Joe, Eric then locks in a clutch for a triple spot. Sheamus breaks the hold with a jaw breaker. Drew works over Joe and hits a European uppercut for a near fall. Everyone is gassed and we get a series of nearfalls. Shaemus hits a nice double leg takedown on Drew. Joe hits the perfect plex on Sheamus but Drew breaks up the pinfall. Drew counters a closeline with Scott Drop (Flatliner), Shaemus accidently hits Drew with a pump kick, Joe spears Sheamus and they brawl to the outside, leaving Eric in the ring to crawl over and get the 1-2-3 on Drew.
Well that wasn't pretty, these guys really aren't ready to be in a four way style match, within the match itself Drew manages to looks crisp and impact full with his strikes, Joe Henning looked vanilla but very competant, Sheamus looked like a real potential star, his offence wasn't anything special but he looked the part, his facial expression were strong and he sold well. Eric Escobar was terrible on this showing and unless this was an off night I'm stunned he's been given the belt. On this evidence I'd say Sheamus should be called up to ECW and employed as a credible heel, however being Irish he'll likely be given a horrible gimmick, I hope not as he has plenty of potential. (*1/4)
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Overall Thoughts: This is my first experience with FCW, its not particularly great but that's to be expected, its intriguing to see the development process in action, you can see WWE unsuprisingly puts huge imputetus on fundementals over flashiness. The only let downs about this episode was a lack of Promo time, I'd like to have seen what some of these guys can bring on the mike, and no Divas! Well Alicia was hot but it's always good to scout the new talent.

TNA Genesis
2009
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We find out right off the bat that Kevin Nash and Christy Hemme are injured and will miss both of there matches. To add to this stupidy they are playing up a mystery of Rhino going missing for the world title match. To clear this all up now, Kurt claims that main event mafia beat him up and left him for dead, Sting had nothing to do with it, Rhino makes his return but has a bad back. This was all very lame.
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LAX & Eric Young defeat Jimmy Rave, Kioshi & Sonjay Dutt: The usual X division opener with some nice athleticism but nothing of any consequence. Homicide and Young are elimated early allowing Hernadez to destroy the oposotion with border tosses and powerbombs in true Triple H style.
Fun opener with lots of athelicism and bumping around, fun but forgetable. (**)
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Alex Shelley defeats Chris Sabin to claim the X Division Title: This match told a decent story of two buddies having a friendly match the cranked up through the gears really quickly as the match became more intense, there was some great near falls and good atheliticism, before Shelley gave up on sportsmanship and cheated to win but Sabin respected him for it.
Good fun match, the nearfalls were tremendous and the second half of the match was top level stuff. However this was not a match of the year contender, the first half of the match was dire, the psychology was fine, but it looked like two guys rolling around pretending to apply holds and letting the other escape, I get that there friends but that's no excuse for tame holds and kip ups. It looked like a dance routine and these two throw dreadful punches and the slugfests were cringeworthy. There was also alot contrived holding in positions for eternity waiting for the other. That said this was a good fun match entertaining match up, not a great one. (***1/4)
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Shane Sewell defeats Shiek Abdull Bashir: Shane gets the win with the help of an Earl Hebner distraction and then fast count, for those keeping score this is the second roll up for a win.
Fine match, totally forgetable but fitted the storyline perfectly. (*1/4)
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Beer Money Inc. defeat Abyss & Matt Morgan & Lethal Consequences to win the Tag Team Titles: Beer Money get the win with a superkick while the referee is distracted.
This match was a complete and utter mess, terrible forgetable and very very bush league. (1/2*)
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ODB wins the number one contender in a six woman tag team match featuring Taylor Wilde, Roxxi, Sojourna Bolt, Rhaka Kahn & Saeed: Lots of "chaotic" action, Taylor Wilde took everyone out with a flying cross body to the outside allowing ODB to pick up the 1-2-3 in the ring.
This match was an abortion, just plain horrible, ugly, they botched spot after spot, it was utterly dreadful, made the last match look like Flair-Steamboat. (DUD)
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Kurt Angle defeats Jeff Jarrett in a No DQ match: This was a really good intense cartoonish brawl, some big spot including a nice angle slam through a table, a big OTT slugfest that fitted the fued down to a tee, some big near falls and yet another roll up finish after Jeff though he had the match won with a chair shot.
This was very good match, the intensity was spot on, there were some great spots and messurable visual. The match had flaws, the crowd turning on Jarrett doesn't help, some headlocks, and a botched plancha, the chinlocks didn't help either. Regardless this was a great blowoff to second chapter in an intense blood feud. (***3/4)
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Sting defeats Rhino to retain the TNA World Title: Sting gets a phoned in victory in nine minutes with the Scorpion Death Drop.
Sting was the babyface all the way, the crowd didn't give Rhino a chance and the match never left second gear. The crowd got to see Sting do his spots and enjoyed them but nothing to see here. (3/4*)
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Mick Foley, AJ Styles & Devon defeat Scott Steiner, Booker T & Kip James: Yes Kip James is your replacement, I'm not even going to comment, there's no point stating the obvious. The match was a sloppy lazy brawl that led to a double countout, Foley restarted the match as a hardcore match. Then it picked up as we didn't have to see these guys wrestle. AJ did a nice dive from the ring through the table before Foley pinned Steiner with a double Arm DDT on a chair.
This was pretty horrible but there was enough silly crap once they restarted the match to get crowd going and salvage a passable main event. Foley looked horrible in this match, just out of shape, terrible and not credible. Booker T phoned it in, Steiner does try but he's hardly mobile, Kute Kip was dire, Devon just isn't very good but tried at least, and I just feel sorry for AJ. The comedy moment of the match was Foley botching folding a chair while Booker stoop against the ropes Screaming, he even had to draw breathe and Scream again it took Foley so long to hit the chairshot. The match dug deep enough into the bag of tricks to send the crowd home happy. (*1/2).
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Overall Thoughts: Despite alot of bad scores this show was a lot of fun, what was bad was dreadful and what was good was alot of fun. The Angle-Jarrett and Shelley-Sabin will are worth going out of your way to see. Shelley-Sabin didn't impress me that much but I'm sure it will blow some of your minds. Overall a total minor league clusterfuck but a fun clusterfuck.

ROH Tokyo Summit

2008

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Larry Sweeney announce that Davey Richards partner against the Briscoes will be Morishima.

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Austin Aries then interupts the ring announcer and calls Tyler Black out.
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Austin Aries vs. Tyler Black
They brawl on the ramp and exchange wild blows. Tyler hits an enzenguri and then goes for a springboard lariat but Aries dodges and back body drops Black into the ring. Aries then takes Black on a tour of each top turnbuckle introducing Black to all of them. Aries then hits a sunset flip and hits the knee strikes. Black crawls out onto the ramp but Aries stays on him and locks in the horns of Aries on the ramp. Aries goes to the top rope but Black crotches him sending Black down hard. Black then throws Aries hard face first into the guard rail and then the ring apron before Rolling Aries back into the ring for a one count. Really hot start.
Black drops an elbow and slows the action down, Black gets a corner closeline, a snapmare and a second rope diving neck snapper. Black then locks in a chinlock, Aries fights his way out dodges a closeline but runs straight into a nice dropkick for a near fall. Aries responds with a brutal chop to the chest. Black gets a scoop slam and then a leaping stomp on the face, Black then hits another leaping boot this time to the throat before choking Aries on the second rope. Aries sells this very well. Black then lays a choke in with his boot before stomping on Aries gut for two. Aries tries to fight back with some brutal open hand chops but Black replies with some brutal knife edge chops in the corner. Black then executes a hard Irish whip and then cinches in a deathlock with a foot on Aries back. Black then drops two knees onto Aries back and plays to the crowd. Very Slow and Deliberate mid portion.
Black then introduces Aries to the top turnbuckle but Aries fights out, Black tries the small package drive but Aries blocks, Aries fights out of the TKO and goes for the knee breaker but Tyler counters that and goes for a power bomb which Aries counters with a ranna sending Black face first into the turnbuckle. Aries then hit a face buster STO combo and the swinging elbow drop and plays to the crowd, they liked that. Aries side steps Black sending him crashing to the outside and immediately hits the Guided Missile Suicide Dive. Aries hits the slingshot back elbow strike combination. Aries gets a strike combo ending with a high knee but Black counters the running dropkick into a TKO and then hits a running turnbuckle powerbomb for a near fall, Brilliant sequence.
Black goes for the Pheonix splash but Aries evades Black lands on his feet but is arm dragged into the turnbuckle, Aries gets the knee breaker back suplex combo. Black stumbles into the corner and Aries hits the running dropkick and Brainbuster combo for a nearfall. Really good stuff here. Aries goes up top, Black goes to meet him but Aries gets a sunset bomb, a kick of death and Brainbuster and the Last Chancery, but Black won't tap. Aries floats over hits some more big knee strikes and floats back into the Last Chancery and Black has to tap.
Really hot start, and a brilliant final portion to the match but it slowed down so much, to a really deliberate paced set by Black in the middle. Black really should be a face, he's far better suited to that kind of match lay out. All in all this match was tremendous for two thirds, and the slow portion only served to make the final portion that much more exciting. Japanese crowd really hurt this one. (***1/4)
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After the match Jacobs runs out and chokes out Austin Aries and proclaims that tonight he will win the World Title.
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Kazushi Miyamoto vs. Eddie Edwards (w/Larry Sweeney)
Eddie gets an arm wrench and headlock before they go to a shoulder tackle battle spot, no one budges, they then try Yakuza kick but no one is moving. Eddie dodges a Yakuza kick, and a closeline then finally floors Kaz with a brutal Yakuza kick. Edwards enzenguris Kaz on top, Kaz escapes the Backpack but can't avoid a stiff kick to the chest and a lionsault for a near fall. Both men exchange strikes with Edwards coming out in control. Good start.
Edwards chokes Kaz in the ropes and then distracts the ref allowing Sweeney to get a cheapshot. Edwards hits a back elbow and then goes for a suplex but Kaz blocks and counters with a vertical suplex of his own and both men are down. Miyamoto fights out of a waist lock and hits a flying forearm and a nice corner closeline. Kazushi takes Eddie to the top rope for a super plex which gets a near fall. Eddie blocks a suplex attempt this time and hits a back elbow and a driving second rope Code Breaker. Eddie hits two superkicks and an enzenguri to tee up a pinning suplex for a near fall.
Eddie shouts to the crowd but Miyamoto blocks 2K1 bomb and kills Eddie with a closeline for a near fall. Kaz hits a brainbuster and goes for after Larry Sweeney. Edwards holds Kaz back and Sweeney swings but hits Edwards by mistake allowing Kaz to get the roll up for the ring.
Short and sweet all action match to get this Japanese crowd into action, Edwards was quite impressive in this encounter. (**)
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Sweeney begs Eddie Edwards to forgive him and the crowd get on Sweeney's back, and chant for Eddie, but Sweeney and Edwards embrace to a chorus of boos.
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Bryan Danielson is backstage and cuts a promo. He's going after the Junior Championship tonight, he says he's been a champion all over the world but not here in Japan. He says tonight is his chance to prove why he is beyond a shadow of a doubt the best wrestler in the world. This is impressive promo from Danielson, he really needs to be picked up.
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El Generico vs. Taiji Ishimori
Generico works the crowd and is the first worker to really get some life out of this Japanese crowd. Rather than locking up Generico shouts "ole", this of course starts an ole chant. Ishimori walks out of the ring until the crowd chant "Ishimori" and he returns. Fun prematch. Generico gets a shoulder tackle and plays to the crowd before hitting two arm drags, Generico then counters a closeline swings around Ishimori and arm drags him to the outside. Generico the fakes out Ishimori on a dive and sprinboard back flips into the ring landing on one knee to a big round of applause. Ishimori then gets a botched headscissors sending Generico to the outside and he hits a 6-1-9 style fake out and the two men stand off. Fun openening.
Ishimori gets a waist lock, Generico counters into an arm wrench and they trade counters but Taiji manages to power Generico down and stomps on the elbow. Taiji gets an arm drag and then applies an arm bar. They trade strikes a before Taiji runs straight into a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker for a near fall. Generico then sushes a small child chanting for Ishimori in a funny moment. Generico drops an elbow on Ishimori and gets standing moonsault on Ishimori for two, and then plays with the kid some more to a round of laughs. Generico then hits a lovely crescent kick leg lariat. Generico hits a back breaker and plays to the crowd before hitting a split legged moonsault for a near fall.
Both men exchange big knife edge chops and strikes, Generico wins but misses two closelines and Ishimori gets a pop up ranna. Ishimori floats over onto the apron, scores with a roundhouse kick from the apron and then a springboard dropkick that sends Generico to the outside. Ishimori then hits a picture perfect top rope moonsault press to the outside on Generico. Back in the ring Ishimori hits a hand spring pele for a near fall. Ishimori reverse a waist lock in an excellent small package. Then in a quite brilliant sequence, Generico coutners an Irish whip holding onto the arm, sliding between Ishimori's legs into a pumphandle, he then puts Ishimori into a Powerbomb position with both arms crossed, he lifts Ishimori up into a fisherman's postion and flips him into a brilliant Sitout Brainbuster bomb for a near fall. That starts a big Generico chant.
Generico goes up top but Taiji catches him and hits a top rope Super Frankenstiener and a bridging German suplex for a near fall, great stuff. Ishimori goes up top but Generico catches him and goes for the Top rope Brainbuster but Taiji blocks it and hits a Super Tornado DDT, Taiji runs to set up a corner move but Generico follows him and kills him with the Yakuza kick and then a Michinoku Driver for a near fall. This is really good stuff. Taiji counters a brainbuster by pushing off the top rope and reversing into a crucifix bomb for a near fall, and then a Hammerlock and Bearhug DDT, that was just brutal and that gets a near fall. Ishimori hits a front slam and the Super Star Elbow gets the 1-2-3.
That match was just tremendous fun and had some superb athelticism and mind boggling counters. Generico did superbly and got both his personality and wrestling ability over big time with the crowd. Ishimori was very impressive. This much is exactly what you want from a lower card match, short and entertaining, waking the crowd up but not burning them out. (***)
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Davey Richards & Takeshi Morishima (w/Larry Sweeney) vs. The Briscoe Brothers
Davey Richards and Jay start the match as Takeshi gets the crowd going. Richards gets an armwrench but Jay counters with an arm drag, leg trip and pop up ranna. Davey runs into a drop toe hold but avoids a elbow drop and misses a stiff kick leading to a stand off. Richards asks the crowd if they want Morishima and tags him in. Jay can't gets Morishima off his feet with a shoulder block, Mark tags in and he doesn't have any better luck. They then get a closeline, northern lariat combo and finally take Morishima down with the double shoulder tackle. Morishima then blocks a suplex and scores with one of his own. Richards tags in and gets a closeline. Jay tags in and they get a back elbow, Russian Legsweep and senton back splash combo for a two count. Jay hits Davey with a spinal tap and then a snap suplex for a two count.
Richards manages to drive Jay into the heels corner and tags in Morishima, Takeshi gets a snapmare and the diving hip attack. Mark tags in and they go for the double team suplex but Takeshi blocks and scores with a double suplex, impressive strenght. The Briscoes go for simultanious sunset flips but in a nice spot both Takeshi and Davey sit down on them for stereo near falls.
Davey then drops Mark throat first on the gaurd rail. Davey then holds Mark in position for Larry to get a cheap shot and the heels then mock the crowd. Richards tags back in and runs straight into a big boot, but replies with a stiff kick to the chest and a diving enzenguri to the back off the head off the second rope. Davey applies a camel clutch but Mark breaks it by biting his hand. Richards takes him back down with dropkick and puts Mark on top. Mark shoves Davey off top and hits the diving reverse elbow. Morishima tags in and runs to prevent the hot tag. Morishima misses a blind charge but Takeshi again stops the tag. Mark then back flips out of the Back suplex attempt and dives for the tag.
HOT TAG. Jay gets a series of closelines but Takeshi won't go down, a flying cross body does the job, Jay then dropkicks down both Takeshi and Richards sloppily before going up top and scoring with a torpedo dropkick. Takeshi then blocks the DVD and hits a boss man slam. Davey tags in and floats over and suplex and unloads with stiff kicks before hitting an enzenguri. Davey then catches Jay on top with a enzenguri and a Frankenstiener followed by a German suplex for a near fall. Davey hits a running forearm but runs into a superkick and then clevely takes him down with a school play ground trip. Sweeney pulls Mark off the apron so there is no one to tag and Davey charges. Jay manages to counter a closeline into a flatliner into the second turnbuckle.
Mark tags in and unloads with a nice strike combo and hits a fisherman's buster for a nearfall. Mark lands on his feet on a back body drop and hits a superkick. Jay tags in and hits a Yakuza kick, they then hit the back breaker, flying knee drop combo. Mark throws Takeshi out of the ring and they go for the Doomsday device. Davey unloads on Jay to block but Mark runs in and hits an exploder and a death valley driver. Sweeney gets on the apron and gets killed by Jay. Mark in the meantime hits a swantom bomb for a near fall. Mark can't believe it. Davey gets a Jacknife roll up for a near fall. Mark goes for the Cut Throat Driver but Davey counters with the Alarm Clock (WHAT A FINISHER) for the win.
If that match had happened in the US the crowd would have been going absolutely bananas for everything but in Japan it was most met with silence and quite applause. Regardless there was some very good wrestling in this match, a couple of notable botches from Jay in there both the overall action was very strong. You do wish there was more selling and Story telling in Briscoes matches but they certianly over come that with fast paced hard hitting action. (***1/2)
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Jimmy Jacobs and Tyler Black run out as the Briscoes where enjoying a round of appluase. Black gives Mark God's Last Gift and then Jimmy Jacobs chokes him out and reiterates that he will be the new world champion.
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Nigel grudgingly admits to losing to Bryan Danielson and then says he will not under estimate Jimmy Jacobs tonight and promise victory. Good promo from Nigel. If Dragon and McGuiness leave ROH this year, TV deal or not there screwed.
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GHC Junior Heavyweight Title
Bryan Danielson vs. Yoshinobu Kanemaru
They lock up but no one gets the better of it and they have to break in the ropes but Dragon gets a cheap shot in to the referees disapproval. Yohsi gets an arm drag but Danielson monkey flips him off and we have a stand off. Danielson gets a sideheadlock takedown. Kanemaru tries to roll to break it but can't and Danielson cranks in the holds. Danielson locks in the hold for awhile and then traps the arm and gets a really nice stretch forcing Yoshi to make the ropes. Danielson gets an arm bar and lifts Yoshi high into the air and then drops him down and works over the arm. Danielson gets a shoulderblock but runs straight into a dropkick. Dragon then back flips over Yoshi and goes for a hip toss but Kanemaru counters to one of his own and then dropkicks Dragon to the outside.
Yoshi then follows up with a plancha and whips Dragon into the gaurd rail and then stands on Danielson's neck and drops a leg drop crushing his throat on the gaurd rails before hitting a DDT on the outside. Danielson manages to answer the count at seven but is immediate hit with a helo. Yoshi then slows it down and locks in a headscissors. Bryan cleverly bridges into a cover for a nearfall but can't break the hold. Danielson wriggles out into deathlock but Kanemaru immediately slides into a chinlock, Danielson then goes for the ropes but Yoshi brutal pulls him back accross the ring by the neck for a near fall. Yoshi then hits a DDT for a two count before applying the camel clutch. Yoshi does one of the better application of his hold I've ever seen switching up his grip into many different forms before running up top and scoring with diving splash for a two count.
Danielson begins to fire back with three big European uppercuts and Danielson is pissed. Danielson then hits a nice series of arm breakers before driving Yoshi down onto the canvas and taking him back up for the over the shoulder arm breaker back suplex for two count. Dragon then locks in a straight jacket hol and then takes Yoshi down with a keylock and stomps on elbow, Dragon then again sets the elbow and stomp down on it yet again. Danielson extends the arm before getting an arm drag, he holds onto the arm and hits a brutal arm twist and then locks in the triangle choke and works over the injured wrist at the same time. Yoshi scrambles for the rope but he fades and Danielson gets a near fall. Dragon then stands on the back of Yoshi's head and plays to the crowd, suprising to a round of applause. Dragon then chokes a bitch slaps Yoshi. Dragon then hammerlocks the arm and hits a series of European uppercut on the arm, wow never seen that before, great selling from Yoshi.
Danielson goes for a suplex but Yoshi counters with a snap suplex of his own. Dragon misses a closeline and Yoshi hits a basement dropkick and then springs to the top rope and scores with a torpedo dropkick for a near fall. Yoshi hits a scoop slam, Yoshi goes for a moonsault Danielson roll out the way but Yoshi just lands on his feet. Kanemaru then counters a tilt-a-whirl into a DDT for a near fall. Yoshi then hits a top rope diving DDT for a near fall. This is really strong stuff. Kanemaru goes for a suplex but Dragon blocks in mid air with a knee, Kanamaru floats over a suplex into a sleeper but Dragon rolls him off. Kanamaru charges into a Boss Man Slam style backbreaker and both men are down. That was really tremendous stuff.
Danielson makes it to his feet and unloads with a series of European uppercuts beating the crap out of Kanamaru, Dragon hits a leaping corner forearm, then a Diving European uppercut off the second rope, Danielson then hits butterfly suplex for a near fall. Danielson locks in a cross arm breaker and Kanamaru Struggles, he rolls to coutner but Danielson rolls with him right into him Arm bar of Doom, Daneilson really grind on the arm but Yoshi makes the ropes to end another truely excellent segment.
Danielson goes for the Cattle Mutilation but its blocked, both men trade European upper cuts, Dragong gets a running closeline and goes for a suplex but its coutnered by Yoshi into a lovely suplex. Yoshi goes for the diving DDT again but he's killed with a european uppercut and Danielson gets the German suplex with the squating pin for a near fall. Danielson places Yoshi on the top rope but Yoshi shoves him off top but again Danielson comes after him. Yoshi hits a DDT off top but Danielson gets his foot on the ropes. Yoshi hits a brainbuster for a near falls. Yoshi goes for the Moonsault but Dragon crotches him and hits the belly to back suplex and both men are down! More superb stuff.
The crowd are coming to life in response to this excellent action. Both men answer the count and we and have a big running forearm battle where Yoshi brilliantly cuts Dragon of with a lightening basement dropkick. He charges Danielson but is caught with a single arm takedown and Danielson goes for Cattle Mutilation but Yoshi rolls through so Dragon rolls through too into a Tiger Suplex for a near fall! Still holding the Chicken wing Danielson goes for Cattle Mutilation gain but Yoshi flips ontop for a near fall! Still holding the arms Danielson gets in postion for the Elbow Strike of Certain Death that sets up another tiger suplex for a near fall, the crowd are going Bananas and Danielson STILL HOLDING THE ARMS locks in the Cattle Mutiliation and Yoshi has to tap out.
What an excellent match, the crowd really respected the efforts of both men and the match told a superb story, the clash of styles was suberbly done with Dragon working over the arm with a European wrestling style to counter act the high flying, fast paced, high impact offence of Yoshi. It a battle to see Yoshi's arm or Danielson's head would weaken quickest. The only real complaints, Danielson was sloppy on one German suplex cover but who cares, the real weakening factor was that Yoshi just didn't long term sell the arm properly, if he had it would have kicked the match up one notch higher. These quibbles don't matter really, as the match was superb and the finishing sequence was utterly brilliant and classic Danielson. (****)
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Post match we get a really great and respectful celebration with Danielson, the title belt and a trophy. The crowd really got behind him chanting "Dragon", Danielson then gave a press conference backstage to the Japanese media, it was really interesting to see how the Japanese media treat wrestling.
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Naomichi Marufuji & Katsuhiko Nakajimi vs. KENTA & Kota Ibushi
Majufugi's new hair cut is totally whack. Kota gets an Arm wrench but Marufugi flips and cartwheels to reverse the hold but Ibushi flips around into a sideheadlock takedown, Marufugi gets to his feet and scores with a shoulder tackle, but Kota dodges a superkick and scores with a spinning back kick, Kota misses a roundhouse and Marufugi gets a basement dropkick but misses another aimed at the skull, Ibushi then misses a kick of death and Marufugi gets a legsweep and cover for one, but the Ibushi replies with a legsweep and cover for one, both men throw dropkicks and we have a stand off. Lightening exchange, nice start.
Kenta and Nakajimi tag in and the crowd get rowdy. They wrestle to the ropes and Kenta gives a clean break, Kenta gets a side headlock, they do a shoulde tackle but no one budges, Kenta gets a Yakuza kick but Nakajimi won't go down, both men then hit brutal Yakuza kicks at the same time, and neither man goes down, they then exchange big kicks to the chest with neither man going down. All of this is very stiff, Kenta leaps over a reverse legsweep and Nakajimi dodges a Kick of Death and they have a stand off as the crowd go Bananas.
Kenta works out of a headlock into a back leg trip, Nakajimi gets a snapmare and a spinal tap that really pisses of Kent who gets right up and bitch slaps the hell out of Nakajimi, but he returns fire and we have a stiff bitch slap battle on our hands. Kenta hits a big spinning back kick and stiff kick to the chest floors Nakajimi. Kota tags in and they exchange stiff kicks, no one is going down not even on Yakuza kicks. Nakajimi catches a Yakuza kick and hits a back legsweep to take Ibushi down.
Marufugi tags in and chokes Ibushi in the corner. Ibushi flips out of a scoop slam and two suplex and lands on his feet on a German suplex and hits a shinning wizard for a near fall. Kenta tags in and hits a Yakuza kick for a near fall. Kenta applies a headlock who tags in Ibushi. Ibushi unloads with stiff kicks but Marufugi no sells and both men unload before Ibushi finally floors Marufugi with a big kick to the chest and he slaps on a chinlock. Nakajimi and gives Ibushi a spinal tap to break the hold. Kenta tags in and Yakuza kicks Nakajimi off the apron. Marufugi floats over a suplex and then appears to try and back drop Kenta onto the apron but Kenta blocks, looks like they had a comunication breakdown, anyway Marufugi sorts it out suplexing Kenta who floats over onto the ring apron where he is killed with a Yakuza kick by Nakajimi. Nakajimi holds Kenta against the apron and kicks the crap out of Kenta.
Back in the ring Marufugi gets a two count. Nakajimi tags in and scores wtih a nice dropkick for a two count. Both men exchange forearm strikes until Nakajimi hits a nice spinning back kick, before kicking the crap out of Kenta in the corner. Marufugi applies a side russian legsweep style side headlock and he takes Kenta down to the mat. Ibushi decides to come into the ring and break the hold with a spinal tap. Nakajimi tags back in with a leaping forearm. Kenta blocks the suplex and Ibushi and Nakajimi come in to join a suplex battle, they double front suplex their opponents onto the top rope, hit a few stiff kicks then hit two Top Rope Flying Knee drops onto their dangling opponents and then Kenta gives Nakajimi a shinning wizard.
Ibushi and Nakajimi unload both trying to no sell but Ibushi manages to take down Nakajimi wtih three killer kicks to the chest. Ibushi locks in and Camel clutch as Kenta gives Nakajimi three stiff kicks to the chest for a near fall. Ibushi won't go down off a closeline and floors Ibushi with a round house kick. Ibushi hits a sloppy pop up ranna sending Nakajimi to the outside. Ibushi goes for a tope but Nakajimi pops up on the apron and meets him with an enzenguri. Nakajimi then comes off top with torpedo dropkick. Marufugi comes in and scores with a lovely flying reverse elbow but a cocky pin only gets two. Marufugi tosses Ibushi and knocks Kenta off the apron. Marufugi then Irish whips Ibushi into a brutal stiff kick from Nakajimi. Marufugi then gives Ibushi a apron brain buster. Marufugi Irish whips Ibushi into the guard rail and then slams the Gaurd rail door shut on his head, OUCH.
Back in the ring Marufugi gets a near fall. Marufugi locks in a chinlock in the ring and rolls off when he sees Kenta sneaking in. Nakajimi then locks in a good High Angle boston crab. When Ibushi makes the ropes Nakajimi charges and Yakuza kicks Kenta off the apron. Nakajimi then locks Ibushi in the dragon sleeper and then drops and elbow. Marufugi tags in and stands on the neck and then the face of Ibushi in the corner, brutal spot. Marufugi stomps on the face of Ibushi then gets the twisting neck breaker for a near fall. Ibushi tries to fight back but he's knock down and Marufugi cockily kicks away, Ibushi is insensed and we have a forearm battle, Ibushi hits a spinning back kick, Ibushi matrixes down to dodge a closeline kips up and then hits Pele to floor Marufugi, wow that was cool.
HOT TAG! Kenta gets a flying forearm, a lariat and a closeline, hard Irish whip, Kenta Yakuza kicks Nakajimi off the apron and a springboard missile dropkick gets two. Marufugi back flips over a back suplex and gets a drop toe hold but Kenta dodges the basement dropkick and counters to a STF. The hold is broken by Nakajimi but Kenta is pissed and clubs him out of the ring. Marufugi blocks the Go 2 Sleep but gets hit with a spinning back kick regardless. Kenta blocks a closeline and gets a backslide for two. Marufugi counters the G2S into the Slide bread but Kenta counters sending him to the turnbuckle but Marufugi leapfrogs to counter, Kenta blocks a Roaring elbow, Kenta misses a superkick, Marufugi hits the Curb Stomp and a basement Superkick. Nakajimi tags in and kicks the holy shit out of Kenta in the corner and scores with a running Yakuza kick and a butterfly suplex for two.
Both men unload, Nakajimi blocks a roundhouse but can't avoid a diving Yakuza kick, but does manage to counter a running Yakuza kick with a dragon screw leg whip. This is fast paced stuff. Marufugi knocks Ibushi to the floor as Nakajimi locks in the Heel Hook. Ibushi manages to make the save. Nakajimi kicks the crap out of Ibushi and tosses him. Nakajimi hits the knee breaker and comes off top but is met with a dropkick. Ibushi and Nakajimi exchange blows, Ibushi dodges a closeline and hits a Lightening and I'm bloody well mean lighting jab, leg lick, spinning back kick combo. Nakajimi blocks a German suplex but is killed with a leg larait. Ibushi back flips over Nakajimi, Nakajimi gets a sunset flip but Ibushi rolls through with a basement dropkick, Nakajimi rolls back with a basement dropkick, Ibushi rolls back with a stiff kick and then hits standing Sky Twister Press for a near fall, Fuck me this is insane.
Ibushi gets a front slam and goes up top, Ibushi goes for a moonsault but Nakajimi rolls out the way so Ibushi lands on his feet and tries an instant standing moonsault but Nakajimi avoids that too. Nakajimi gets a spinning back kick, a roundhouse to the back of the head, then to the chest and then a top rope diving Roundhouse. Marufugi runs in and knocks Kenta off the apron, Marufugi misses a flying forearm in the corner and Ibushi sends Nakajimi crashing into his own partner, that was sloppily done. Kenta hits a springboard dropkick and Nakajimi staggers back into a German suplex for a near fall. Kenta chokes Marufugi on the outside. Ibushi goes up top but Nakajimi was playing posum and hits a spinning heel kickt to take Ibushi off the top rope.
Kenta comes in to do battle, they trade forearms, Kenta hits a European upercut and charges, Marufugi shoves Nakajimi out the way and does a double closeline spot with Kenta. Then Nakajimi absolutely kills Ibushi with a diving Pump Kick but Ibushi no Sells and Hits a Dragon suplex but Nakajimi no sells and hits a German suplex and Everyone is Down.
Nakajimi and Ibushi exchange forearms and brutal open hand slaps on their knees. Nakajimi kills Ibushi with two big stiff kicks and then ges a near fall with a diving pump kick. Ibushi hits a Roundhouse to the head, a spinning back kick and then a brutal roundhouse to the back of the head for a nearfall. Both men can bearly stand as they continue to unload, Nakajimi then hits a NASTY knock out run house kick and drags Ibushi to the centre for a 2.99999. Nakajimi is shoved off top and Ibushi hits a lovely Hesititation Torpedo dropkick, the ring announcer says there is one minute to go and everyone scrambles for pin falls. Kenta kicks Marufuig to the floor and holds him there as Ibushi locks in the cross arm breaker but Nakajimi makes the ropes, Ibushi hits a big kick tries another but is countered wtih a dragon screw leg whip and Nakajimi locks in the Ankle Lock with less than thirty seconds to go. Kenta is being held back by Marufugi, 5-4-3-2-1 and the Time Limit has expired.
Kenta asks the referee for five more minutes, the referee seems game and the announcer says the game is on.
The match restarts. Kenta and Marufugi unload with forearms, Kenta gets a forearm and a kick combo but Marufugi replies with a superkick and Kenta gets a brutal a lariat. Kenta drags Marufugi to his feet but Marufugi blocks a powerbomb but a sudden burst of strenght and Kenta hits a sit out powerbombr for a near fall. Marufugi blocks a German suplex but can't avoid a Tiger suplex for a near fall. Kenta gets a back hand strike combo, Kenta charges but is met with a killer closeline. Kenta charges into a step up enzenguri, Marufugi hits the Sliced Bread but Ibushi makes the save. Marufugi hits the front slam and goes up top but Kenta meets him with a Yakuza kick. Marufugi front suplexes Kenta off top and out of Nowhere, Ibushi gets a handspring Pele on Marufugi on the top rope and Kenta hits the Super Falcon Arrow for a Near fall as Nakajimi makes the save. Ibushi gets a front slam and then hits a Pheonix Splash with an extra rotatation but Marufugi sort of got the knees up. Kenta gets the cover for near fall. Marufugi hits a Superkick, a spinning back superkick but Kenta fires back with a Yakuza kick and a Banzu Diving Knee Strike and both men are down. 15 seconds remain, with three seconds left Kenta makes the cover and Marufugi kicks out with 0.11111 of a second remaining.
This was just a truely execellent Japan psychology style match up, with brutal stiff strikes, incredible action and unbelievable near falls. The selling was good and the moves for the vast majority were devastatingly crisp. All four men gave it there all and were absolutely exhausted after 35 minutes of brilliant action. The nicest touch was to the story with Kenta and Nakajimi refusing to shake hands at the begining but earning there respect by the end. To be critical there were a couple of blown spots, sloppy moments and do overs, but with that much top level action anyone whose picking bones is a total dick head. A different style to Dragon's Gate but equally as awesome. (****1/2)
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Tyler Black psyches up Jimmy Jacobs backstage but Jimmy says he doesn't need it he's ready, he knows what he has to do, tonight is his night.
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Kensuke Sasaki vs. Roderick Strong
They shake hands to start the match. Roderick gets an arm wrench but Sasaki immidiately counters. Roderick takes down Kenuske and works over the arm, Sasaki powers out and shoves Strong down hard. Strong tries a shoulder tackle but can't move Sasaki, Sasaki easily knocks down Strong and they then exchange brutal chops in a chop battler and after a brutal exchange Sasaki floors Strong. Strong replies with a series of chops and then hits a back breaker for a two count. Strong pounds down on Sasaki and then hits a big chop and follows up with a fallaway slam for a two count. Strong applies a seated waistlock, Strong hits a body slam and works the crowd before going up top. Sasaki pops up and scores with a frankenstiener and both men are down. Sasaki then hits a nice vertical suplex for a two count. Sasaki hits a stiff corner closeline for a two count. Sasaki locks Strong in the boston crab, Strong is really over selling verbally and tries to crawl to the rope but Sasaki pulls him back to the centre but Strong scrambles and manages to make the ropes. Sasaki hits another vertical suplex for a two count. Sasaki follows up with a not so super superplex. Roderick manages to avoid and closeline and hits a leg lariat.
Strong unloads with knife edge chops and hits a dropkick for a two count. Strong hits a sling shot suplex for a two count. Sasaki blocks the half nelson back breaker with elbows, but after an enzenguri hits Strong manages to score with the half nelson back breaker. Sasaki blocks the gut buster and Strong runs into a powerslam. Sasaki is gassed but hits a really nice tackle into the corner a series of stiff corner closeline before a big running head pound lariat combo. Sasaki is breathing really heavily and gets a closeline combo leading to a Judo throw for a near fall. Sasaki hits a single legged powerbomb for a near fall. Sasaki then locks in a head and arm lock and Roderick begins to fade, Sasaki goes for a cover and gets a near fall. Strong floats over a suplex and hits an enzenguri, a yakuza kick, a gut buster and then a running Yakuza kick.
Strong works the crowd, dodges a right hand lariat but can't judge the left, Sasaki then gets a northern lariat and lariat combo. Sasaki then hits a flying larait off the top rope for a near fall and Sasaki says its over and hits a Northern Lights Bomb (apparently) for the 1-2-3.
Anything was going to feel like a let down after the previous match, but they had a decent go, but there match just felt flat and unimaginative, no real story, just I hit a move you hit a move, still not a bad effort all the same. (**1/2)
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ROH World Title
Jimmy Jacobs vs. Nigel McGuiness
Jacobs jumps Nigel during the introductions but Nigel rolls in and out to confuse Jacobs and settle the match down as the crowd chant "Nigel". Jacobs goes after the ankle but misses each time. Nigel gets a snapmare and locks in a chinlock and then locks in a front facelock. Jimmy refuse to give a clean break and slugs Nigel in the face, Jimmy tosses Nigel but yet again Nigel rolls straight back in to frustrate Jacobs. Jacobs is pissed and walks down the apron and hurts his foot kicking the entrance way, in a fun spot.
They do the knucklelock and Jimmy rolls into an arm and key lock, Nigel wrestles and swings Jimmy down again. Jacobs stomps on Nigel's foot and manages to counter into an painkiller arm bar. Nigel rolls and kicks and coutners into a wrist lock of his own, Nigel hammerlocks one arm and bends Jacobs other arm all the way back for a near fall. Jimmy comes back with a leg trip after distracting Nigel by undoing his knee pad. Nigel then uses a classic british wrestling counter. Nigel counters a hard Irish whip with the head stand. Jimmy refuses to charge, and Nigel gets down and Jimmy runs into a back elbow, Nigel gets the headstand again but Jimmy shoves the referee into Nigel but Nigel floats over the ref, and Jimmy punts him full belt in the balls for two. Jacobs then lays Nigel's head next to the ringpost and hits a running dropkick. Jimmy then hits a diving elbow of the apron to the floor, that was a really nice elbow drop. Jacobs takes Nigel around ringside and introduces Nigel to the ramp. Jacobs then plays to the crowd. Nigel no sells Jimmy's punches and unloads with strikes, he has Jimmy against the rope and charges but he's met with a spear and hits his head on the ramp.
Jacobs rolls him back in the ring and locks in the End Time but Nigel makes the ropes. While the ref checks on Nigel, Jacobs gets a chain the crowd boo, but Jimmy puts it back to some laughs. Nigel tries to fight back but Jimmy pokes him in the eye, Nigel counters the Contra code with the back kick lariat combo. Nigel crotches Jimmy on the top rope but Jimmy Dodges the big diving lariat. Jimmy applies the End Time over the top rope and drags Nigel hard to the outside. Jimmy gets a chair and gives Nigel a seat, and hits the twisting plancha, killing Nigel. Jacobs then shouts at the crowd. Jacobs tries to roll Nigel back in the ring but Nigel rebound with a back elbow and hits a Tower of London on the floor from the gaurd rail.
Nigel rolls Jimmy back in the ring for a near fall. Nigel hits a couple of European uppercuts then the head of Steam running European uppercut and a snapmare combo for two. Nigel puts Jimmy on top but Jacobs breaks the tower of London by bitting Nigel. Jacobs blocks a superplex again by biting and hits a senton back splash for a near fall. Up Down Left Right Left Right Up Down Select Start The Contra Code gets two for Jimmy Jacobs. The crowd come to life, abit, Jimmy goes for the End Time but Nigel is too Strong, he tries again and Nigel counters with a divorce court and then reverse suplexes Jacobs up and hits the Tower of London. Nigel crotches Jacobs and kills him with the diving lariat for a near fall. The crowd come to life but Nigel is frustrated. Jacobs wants a time out. Nigel runs the ropes but is met with a back elbow, Nigel rebounds with a Jaw Breaker Lariat but its countered into the End Time, Nigel unlocks the legs and powers up but Jimmy gets the legs hooked again and takes him back down. Nigel tries to roll but Jimmy rolls back over into the centre of the ring, Nigel fades but manages to roll to make the ropes. Jacobs is pissed and gets the chain, Nigel shoves the ref into Jacobs and Jacobs elbows the ref and kills Nigel with the chain and gets the cover. The ref crawls over and gets a near fall. Nigel then explodes with a killer lariat, Jacobs is really selling his teeth, look like he might have lost one, as Nigel gets a near fall. They exchange strikes and Jacobs spits in Nigel's face. Jimmy blocks a European uppercut and spins Nigel but Nigel kills him with lariat. Jacobs hits a jaw breaker but Nigel rebounds and hits a terrible Jaw Breaker Lariat for the win.
Well that was a real let down, make no mistake the crowd really hurt his match badly but these two weren't at the top of their game, with lots of uninspired and awkward moments, Jacobs didn't seem his usual self, and seemed to spend far too long trying to get his character over and not enough time wrestling. There was just so much sloppiness in this match. It still had some drama, but I just think the sub par performances combined with a Japanese crowd made for a lame main event. In fact a match of this style not based around wrestling but stooging and heel tactics really has to be done in front of a red hot crowd. (**3/4)
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Overall Thoughts: Its hard to know how much to recommend this Show, as there was no doubt two tremendous match ups, and some great action on the undercard, and not really a bad match on the show, only the two two matches dissapointed but they were hardly bad but the Japanese crowd will really kill this show for some of you. The Tag match is worth going out of your way to see and while your at it, its definitely worth checking out the Danielson match too. So Good Show, Odd Crowd. Solid Recommendation.

Age Of Insanity
2008
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Kevin Steen vs. Jigsaw
Kevin Steen is talking smack as usual and he is as per usual awesome. Steen gives him a clean break and tells Jigsaw that he's cute without his mask. Steen slams Jigsaw face first into the mat and poses. Steen gets three straight shoulder tackles. Steen blocks a headscissors but can't avoid an arm drag, Jigsaw keeps landing on his feet and hits a tit-a-whirl arm drag and a running leg lariat for two. Steen has had enough and hits a hard powerbomb to counter a headscissors. Steen chops the chest of Jigsaw and unloads with knife edge chops and a running back elbow for two. Steen unloads with a big knife edge chop and teases another but hits an eye poke and mocks Jeff Jarrett. The crowd chant "Mr. Wrestling" as Steen boots Jigsaw over and hits the front flip leg drop for two. Steen now bitch slaps Jigsaw as he tries to get to his feet. Jigsaw works up to his feet and hits a bitch slap. Jigsaws closelines don't work an he's treated to a bitch slap for his troubles. Jigsaw hits a enzenguri and a ddt for two. Steen charges into a boot and then catches Jigsaw on the top rope and calls for a superplex. Jigsaw floats over and hits a Torture Rack bomb for two. Steen avoids a kick and hits the Pump Handle neck breaker for a near fall. Jigsaw flips over the package piledriver and goes for his finisher but Steen blocks swinging Jigsaw into a nice backbreaker. Then just as Jigsaw is crawling to his feet Steen hits a Swanton Bomb for the 1-2-3.
Fine for what it was, a mismatch opener, still managed to fit in some impressive atheleticism. (*1/2)
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Stevens then cuts a promo about how because he's from Florida the FIP championship is the most important title to him and he wants to show the world how much it matters, starting tonight with Claudio.
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Rhett Titus vs. Delirious
This is a proper blood feud match, well for these two anyway, ever since I watched the hype I've been wanting to see Titus in action he just doesn't seem like an ROH guy.
Titus jumps Delirious to start the match who is in his depressive mode. Titus strips down to a pair of smaller pants, with a picture of Daizzee Haze on which he rubs in Delirious's face. Titus hits a gyrating snap suplex for two. Jimmy Jacobs and Alice in Wonderland and says that Titus is the guy who stole your girl, he's the popular guy in school, Daizzee was just a notch in his bed post, this is the time for your vengence.
Delrious explodes with a flapjack and a gut kick back stratch combo. Delirious tosses Titus, Jacobs says this is venenge for Jacobs, for Delirious, for everybody. Delirious then dropkicks Titus head first into Titus. Jacobs and Delirious staredown before Delirious picks up a blood Titus. Delirious headbutts him and claws at his bloody skull. Jacobs shouts encouragement. Delirious licks his blood as the crowd chant "You sick fuck". Delirious hits five Panic attacks until the ref calls for the bell on a TKO. Jacobs comes in and tells Delirious to hit another Panic Attack and he does.
More of an angle than a match, but I'm glad to see more stories and characterization in ROH, even if they are a bit silly, there was a great blade and some good intensity show from Delirious in this short burst. (1/2*)
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Jacobs tells Delirious as he is coddled in Alice in Wonderland's breast, Jacob knows the pain he knows and that we all know. Jacobs greets him to the age of the fall. Daizee comes out and says she didn't know what to says she's sorry. Jacobs says she's a lair and the time to come with the Age of The Fall is now. Delirious walks away with the AOTF and leaves Daizee alone in the ring. Daizee walks to the back in tears. Titus is carried to the back by EMTs. Good segment, I really like this storyline.
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Kenny King vs. Bryan Danielson
The crowd chant "Your Gonna Get Your Fucking Head Kicked In" at Kenny King, well who else. King brushes it off cooly. Danielson applaudes the crowd and then Kenny sarcastically does and muscle poses. Danielson laughs and takes off his vest and poses, the crowd cheer, Kenny laughs and so does Danielson. Kenny laughs at Danielson as the crowd chant "Stand Off Of The Year", they then shake hands.
Kenny shoves Danielson down to the mat hard and plays to the crowd, Danielson isn't impressed. Danielson pikcs the arm and uniquely takes Kenny down and applies a key lock and then hammerlock, Kenny then counters nicely into a Japanese arm drag, kips up and plays to the crowd. Dragon gets a droptoe hold and Danielson applies the bow and arrow hold and then turns into into a modified camel clutch. Danielson scores with a shoulder tackle before King gets a leap frog an a Japanese arm drag. Danielson asks for a test of strenght but of course King wins, King ages a two count before Danielson monkey flips into a triangle choke before gives King a stiff kick to the back. Fun start.
Danielson applies the Woah Woah Woah surfboard as Kenny shouts I'm just playing but Danielson opts for the leg stomp instead and gets two. King runs into a boot but he sees Danielson going up top and hits a running dropkick sending Bryan crashing to the outside. King knocks Danielson around on the outside. Bryan tries an Irish whip but King leaps up onto the apron and scores with a cannon ball dive. King brings Danielson back to the ring and tells him he's gonna have his back kicked in. Kenny King then hits the Arn Anderson spinebuster for two. King then locks in a surfboard, Danielson tries to reverse it but King spins through back into the hold. Again Danielson tries to flip the hold but King keeps control and takes him back down into the surfboard as the crowd chant "lets go Dragon". King again avoids a counter and scores with a back suplex for two. King hits a snapsuplex and floats over into a flurry of forearms and says, "best forearmer in the world".
Danielson counters a back body drop with a sunset flip for two and then scores with a standing dropkick. Danielson unloads before hitting a kitchen sink and then a brutal stiff kick to the back. Danielson hits a stiff running forearm in the corner then a bridging butterfly suplex for two. Danielson hits a headbutt, King flips out of a back body drop, Danielson blocks a kick and spins King but King hits a break dancing kick and an enzenguri. Danielson avoids a hard Irish whip with his back flip spot and scores wtih lariat. Danielson has his kick blocked but then follows up with a brutal leaping knee strike and a hard kick to the chest. Danielson locks in cattle mutilation but King makes the ropes and Danielson reminds the ref he has until five. Bryan waits for King to get up and mocks him as he lays in some stiff kicks to the chest while he plays to the crowd. Danielson hits a spinning back kick and a flurry of kicks in the corner. King leapfrogs Danielson and hits a double knee in the corner and a blue thunder bomb. King slaps Danielson and tells him to get up before kicking him down for two. King tells Dragon to get up and lays in some stiff kicks. King hits a bitch slap and Danielson, Dragons up. King runs into a boot and Bryan kills him with a stiff boot. The time keeper reminds us that there are 30 seconds remaining. Dragon then locks in the elbow strikes of doom and the brutal arm bar and King taps. The ref then has to pull Dragon off King.
They played it safe in this one and the match was based around each man getting there characters over and telling a nice story. I'm impressed with King, he gets his character accros well, he seems like someone WWE might be interested in, he has a very good look. The match was basic but well thought out and played to the crowd. (**3/4)
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Sweet and Sour Inc. make their way to the ring, Sweeney sees Bobby Dempsey is wearing sunglasses and says never imitate me and bitch slaps them off Bobby's face. Sweeney makes it clear he hates Cleveland and introduces Sarah and makes fun of her opponent.
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Sarah Del Ray vs. Sassy Steffy
Del Ray boots the crap out of Steffy, beats her chest and hits the Axe kick for a win.
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Larry Sweeney says that Adam Pearce has been robbed of his NWA title, Larry says Pearce is the greatest NWA Champion of all time and tells Ruckus get out here now and take his beating.
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Adam Pearce (w/Sweet n Sour Inc.) vs. Ruckus (w/Jigsaw)
Pearce flips Ruckus of instead of accepting a handshake. Pearce shoves down Ruckus and plays to the crowd. Ruckus rolls under Pearce and hits a spinning heel kick. Ruckus hits a handspring spinning heel kick. Ruckus tries for a dive but Larry Sweeney grabs an ankle. Ruckus then hits a cartwheel plancha sending Pearce into the barracade. Ruckus snapmares Pearce on the outside and hits a double stomp. Ruckus comes off the apron with a shooting star press but Pearce gets the knees up. Pearce beats the crap out of Ruckus on the outside and then returns to the ring to play to the crowd.
Ruckus avoids a wild swing and gets a backslide for a nearfall. Pearce kills Ruckus with two big closelines. Pearce then chokes Ruckus with his knee and flips off the referee. Pearce then distracts the ref as Sweet and Sour inc. choke away a Ruckus. Pearce bites Ruckus in the corner. Ruckus backflips and rolls away from Pearce and hits a flipping leg lariat off the second rope and follows up with a wrap around closeline for two. Ruckus goes up top and hits the moonsault leg drop for a near fall. Sweeney distracts the ref, Ruckus goes for a handspring move but Hagadorn ctaches him upside down and holds him in position allowing Sarah Del Ray to hit an axe kick before Pearce finishes Ruckus with a Half Nelson Suplex.
Geez...how Pearce is the booker I don't know...yawn. (3/4*)
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Nigel McGuiness calls everyone wankers, in particular Kevin Steen, he then mocks Generico and says he's in it to win it. Good short promo.
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Tyler Black vs. Austin Aries
Austin Aries storms the ring chasing Tyler Black out of the ring. The crowd chants "Austin Aries", Tyler black gets on the mic, Black says he's got a challenge for Austin Aries, a stipulation for Austin Aries, he wants it to be Age of the Fall rules. Black says as much as Jacobs and Aries hate each other there alot alike. There both hot heads, Age of the Fall rules are infact no brawling, scientific wrestling, a game of chess. Black says he was in the car when Jacobs did what he did what he did. Aries gets the mic and says he'd rather kick your arse. Aries says when Aries was champion Black was sitting in the front row. Aries says he's beaten everyone you've ever beaten but Black has never beaten him.
They lock up and Aries gets a go behind and a takedown. Black makes the ropes and Aries fakes a kick. Black gets a hammerlock but Aries counters nicely with a headscissors and kicks Black in the head, nice counter. Aries kips up but he's met with two arm drags but Aries has the answer and grabs a headscissors. Black makes the ropes and they go face to face. Black gets a side headlock and follows it with a shoulder tackle before Aries comes back with two arm drags, they battle but eventually Black grabs the headscissors. Black blocks the headstand but Aries gets a deathlock and flips to a front headlock adn lays in the knee strikes but Black makes the ropes and bails. Great start.
They go to a test of strenght and Black powers Aries over but Aries floats over crucifixing Blacks arms and they get a clean break in the ropes, and the crowd applaude. Aries fakes a knuckle lock and grabs a side headlock. Aries grabs a side headlock but Black immediately gets the headscissors and Black counters the headstand driving Aries head into the mat and Aries bails to the floor. Aries gets a hammerlock and works it into an abdominal stretch and then stretch craddle for a near fall, I love that pin. Black flips and kips out of an arm wrench and into one of his own. Aries uses a cartwheel to avoid an Irish whip but Black gets a backslide for a near fall and then a pinfall series from Black for two counts. Black again gets a headscissors this time Aries gets the headstand but Black dodges the dropkick. Aries holds onto the ropes to avoid a dropkick but Black lands on his feet and plays to the crowd, when he turns Aries kills him with a lariat.
Aries then unloads with elbows from a mount. Aries then goes for a ten punch but Black counters and goes for a running powerbomb but Aries counters that with a facebuster and the knee strikes. Aries locks in the last chancery shortly then rolls up for more knee strikes and goes for the Brian buster but Black blocks. Aries works the crowd but runs into a stiff boot, brilliant sell. Black works the crowd and hits a running forearm and a hangman's neck breaker for a nearfall. Aries escapes a firemans carry and throws Black out of the ring before hitting a suicide dive and garnering a round of appluase and an "Austin Aries" chant.
Back in the ring, Aries takes too much time on the apron and is killed with a stiff kick, Black brings him in with a F-5 and a superkick for a near fall. Black goes for the Pheonix Splash but Aries moves out the way so Black lands on his feet. Aries kills him with the corner dropkick and the Brainbuster is blocked, Aries then blocks the Small Package driver and avoids a Pele before kicks Black right in the face. Aries his a lovely brain buster and locks in the last chancery and Tyler Black has to tap.
Not an all out match up but it told the scientific wrestling story well. Had some great exchanges and showed how good a long match up between these two could be. The selling in this match was superb. Tyler Black having witness his mic skills now must, I repeat must be given a world title run in 2009. (***)
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Impromtune Match
The Briscoe Brothers vs. Jimmy Jacobs & Delirious
Jacobs runs out to save Black whose taking a post bell beating and Aries promtly beats the tar out of him. Delirious runs out to save Jimmy Jacobs. The Briscoes come out to even it up. What then ensues is an arena clearing brawl, with dives, chair shots, broken bottles and general craziness. Delirious gives Jay Briscoe a fisherman's buster crushing a steel chair to bits. Mark Briscoe dives over the guard rail and throws a chair over Jacobs head and then tosses him skull first into the guard ral. Jacobs avoids a running powerbomb and Mark and Jimmy brawl in the ring. Mark hits a running closeline in the corner and a loverly side belly to belly. Mark gives Delirious a back suplex closeline combination. Delirious and Jacobs then outnumber Mark Briscoe. Delirious holds Mark as Jimmy hits a top rope flying closeline for a two count, I only just realized this is a match. Delirious bites the head of Mark. They take turn holding Mark back and beating him down. Mark fights out but gets an eye rake from Delirious and a spear from Jacobs for a near fall. The crowd chant "Man Up". Delirous runs into a back elbow and Jimmy is killed with an exploder. Mark gives Delirious a back body drop and Mark Briscoe recovers and comes flying in with a big boot. Jay hits a running crescent kick and a death valley driver for a near fall. Jay goes for a Jay Driller but Jacobs breaks it up. Jacobs runs straight into a Ron Simmons brand spine buster. Jay tries a death Valley Drvier on the apron but Delirious breaks it up with a chair. Mark knocks Delirious onto the table and gives him a double stomp plancha, the table doesn't break so Mark hits a top rope diving big splash. Daizee Haze runs out to help Delirious but Alice in Wonderland runs out and hits her from behind. In the ring Jay pounds the crap out of Jimmy and goes for the Jay Driller but Alice in Wonderland runs in with a low blow and Jimmy hits the contra code for a near fall. Daizee Haze then chases Alice out of the Arena. Jay gets the knees up on the Senton back splash and the Springboard Doomsday device gets the 1-2-3.
Another arena clearling brawl between the Briscoes and the Age of the Fall? Really? Okay there good but I could do with something fresh. This match was all over the place, no pun intended but was loaded full of drama and the runs ins with the girls were a nice touch. Short but sweet. (**1/2)
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Generico is sitting looking slightly worried and Steen comes backstage and gives him a pep talk that makes Generico go nuts. Steen is just gold, he looks short height wise but WWE and TNA should take a look at him.
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FIP World Heavyweight Title Match
Claudio Castagnoli vs. Erik Stevens
Claudio jumps Stevens during his entrance and brings him into the ring. Claudio unloads with European uppercuts and knees. Stevens fires back with some big knife edged chops. Claudio gets a sideheadlock takedown and then a shoulder tackle. Stevens gets a couple of leapfrogs and then a powerslam for two. Stevens hits some shoulderblocks in the corner and follows it with a snapmare and a series of elbow strikes. Stevens scores with a nice back suplex for a two count. Castangoli comes back dropping Claudio throat first on the top rope before hitting a closeline and appline and stretch. Stevens fights out but runs straight into a powerslam. Claudio looks like goign for a giant swing but when the crowd cheer he stops and drops five elbows instead. Claudio locks in an arm bar but Stevens fights up so he gives him some knee strikes and then tosses Stevens. Claudio throws Stevens through the barracade and drives Stevens back into the ring frame. Claudio then continues the beat down with European uppercuts before Irish whipping Erick Stevens through the barracade.
Stevens manages to answer the count at nineteen. The crowd chant "Erik Stevens". Claudio catches Stevens with a big knee lift and goes for the super Enzenguri but Stevens blocks it and hits a second rope diving shoulder block. Slugfest, Stevens wins and scores with a flap jack and then a running shoudler black and follows that with an overhead belly to belly suplex. Stevens hits the Choo Choo and a Samoan Drop for a near fall. Claudio comes off the second rope but he's met with a lariat and Stevens gets a near fall. Stevens calls for the Doctor Bomb but Claudio blocks. Claudio slugs Stevens during the clean break and hits his back swing slam. Claudio says its over and goes for the Riccolla bomb but Stevens counters with the Giant Swing, you can see that drained Stevens. Claudio dodges the closeline and hits a closeline and the Ricolla bomb 1-2...Stevens grabs the ropes. Claudio unloads with knee strikes in the corne and won't stop and calls for a DQ.
Horrible finish there, seriously why protect Claudio like that. The match was fine, didn't quite click early on but really got going towards then end but was cut off before the big finish. (**3/4)
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Claudio floors the ref after the match and gets a Chair but Danielson runs out to make the save and they have an intense brawl to the back.
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Chris Hero & Brent Albright vs. Chris Hero & Go Shiazaki (w/Larry Sweeney)
Go and Brent start the match. Go and Brent exchange shoves before Brent gets a side headlock takedown, Go counters with headscissores and Brent kips up, they do this three times. Go gets a shoulder tackle but he runs into an overhead belly to belly supplex. Strpmg tags in and unloads but when he takes a swing at Hero Go kills him with a running Yakuza kick. Hero tags in and slugs down Strong. Hero runs into two stiff knife edged chops and bails. Hero pulls Strong out of the ring and they brawl around the ring and back in. Go tags in and he exchanges chops with Strong and gets the better off it applying a dragon sleeper. Strong escapes and tags in Albright. They score with a double shoulder tackle for two. Brent then scores with a high angle back suplex. Strong comes in with a slingshot leg drop for a near fall. Strong hits a hard chop and tags in Brent. Brent scores with a snap suplex for a two count. Go comes back with a chop and Hero gets an eye rake to reverse the momentum.
Hero lays the boots in and scores with a big forearm. Brent fires back with a lariat but Hero whips Brent into a chop from Go to slow Brent down. GO tags in and applies the Main Event Sleeper, Brent fades and Go switches to a Dragon Sleeper but Brent breaks the hold with a series of knee strikes. Go gets a weak corner closeline. Go hits a hard Irish whip but Brent explodes out with a lariat. Roderick gets the tag and unloads on go, but Hero distracts Roderick allowing Go to nail a superkick. Hero tags in and hits a scoop slam and a senton back splash. Hero scores with a couple of knee lifts. Hero then drives Roderick face first into Go's boot. Go tags in and scores with a knee drop to the back of the head and a reverse elbow. Hero tags in, Go hits a stiff chop and Hero immediately follows up with a back suplex for two. Hero goes to the eyes to avoid a Strong comeback. Go tags in and comes of top with a diving punch. Go superkicks Strong to the outside and Sweeney runs and gets a cheap shot on Strong. Go lays Strong on the apron and scores with a brutal running knee strike.
Back in the ring they hit the Back suplex and chop combo for a near fall. Hero tags in and beats down Strong in the corner. Hero tags in Go and they hit a Samoan drop top rope Knee drop combo. Strong begins to fight back but he's met with killer chops and knee lifts at every turn. Strong tries an Irish whip but Go changes dirrection and boots Brent off the apron and then hits Strong with a running big boot. Hero then bitch slaps Roderick Strong. Go gets a cocky pin on Strong for a two count. Hero tags in but Strong hits him with an enzenguri and a top rope diving Yakuza Kick.
Hot tag, Brent unloads closeline for Go, he dodges Hero's boot and hits a german suplex. Brent hits an exploer on Go and then a powerslam for two. Go avoids a back body drop and hits a German suplex of his own for two. Go misses a sloppy chop, Brent runs Hero into go and then hits a back suplex wrap around closeline combination, they then hit Go with a high leg lariat-spear combo in the corner for a near fall. Strong tags in but Go unloads with elbow strikes. Go avoids the gut buster and hits a implant double arm DDT for a near fall. Hero tags in and hits the roaring foerarm and a Block Buster for a near fall. Hero and Strong exchange stiff chops. Strong getsa a drop toe hold and Brent hits the 6-1-knee, Strong gets the guster buster and Brent gets the crash but Go makes the save after two. Go blocks the half nelson suplex but Brent starts hitting knee strikes but Go counters with a fisherman's suplex. Hero dodges a Yakuza kick and hits a running crescent kick and then the running forearm. Hero hits a powerbomb and Go hits the mid moonsault for a near fall. Hero hits the elbow combination but Strong dodges the big boot and hits the Gibson Driver Strong Hold combination. Go tries to break it with an axe kick but Strong dodges and they exchange strikes. Sweeney throws Hero an elbow pad while Strong kills Go with a Yakuza kick. Hero then knocks out Strong with the Roaring Elbow, Hero throws away the pad and gets the cover for the win.
That was a pretty good tag team match up, nothing hugely special but had good Strong action thoughout, after such a long match the screw job finish felt like an anticlimax. Still good for what it was. (***1/4)
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ROH World Title Match
El Genrico vs. Nigel McGuiness
Huge Ole chants from the crowd in the pre match. Nigel gets a single leg trip and looks out with distian at the crowd. Generico tries to flip him off the hold but Nigel cartwheel and declares himself the best wrestler in the world. Generico plays to the crowd and Nigel gets a sideheadlock takedown, Nigel switches to a caveatmare and then takes Generico down with a hammer lock, and then Streches Generico into a cover for a one count. Nigel takes Generico down with the arm bar, Generico rolls and kips up to counter and Nigel takes him to the ropes to break the hold. Nigel then reminds the ref that he has until five. Nigel grabs a front facelock but Generico counters to a hammerlock but Nigel elbows his way out. Nigel reminds Generico he's in the ring with crowd champ. Nigel hits some chest strikes but Generico explodes with lefts and rights. Nigel charges but he's met with an arm drag and closelines McGuiness to the floor and hits a twisting plancha.Generico gives Nigel a seat at ringside and unloads as the "Ole" chant rrings out. Nigel goes for the jaw breaker lariat off the apron but Generico avoids it and hits a cannon ball off the apron and celebrates with the crowd. Solid start.
Back in the ring El Generico gets a two count and preceeds to kick away at Nigel. Nigel response with with hammerlock divorce court. Nigel then hits an arm wrench divorce court and works the arm over in the ropes. Nigel mocks Generico and chops him down. Nigel gets a knees to the mid section and then a back heel trip. Nigel then applies a straight jacket chinlock but Generico fights up. Nigel gets a sunset flip, Generico feints and Nigel covers up, Genrico rolls over Nigel and hits a dropkick to the back. Nigel bails and both men chase each other around the ring. Nigel throws Generico shoulder first into the ring post and then tosses Generico back in the ring but strolls around outside mocking the fans.
Nigel hits a stiff kick to the back for a series of two counts. They exchange chops but Nigel then applies his double arm bar reverse Rings of Saturn move for a near fall. Nigel unloads with a stiff chop and mocking kicks and chokes Generico. Generico fights back and they exchange strikes and Nigel tells him to bring it on but instead gets a single leg takedown and stands on Generico's face and then gives Generico and arm breaker and leans back on another brutal arm strech but Generico makes the ropes. Nigel again tells Generico to bring it on and he unloads and comes back with a nice top rope diving head scissors sending Nigel to the outside. Generico then hits a top rope springboard diving moonsault press to the outside.
Generico comes back to the ring and scores with a flying crossbody for a two count but Nigel takes him down with a divorce court. Generico catches Nigel trying to run the ropes and hits a blue thunder bomb for two. Generico misses the Yakuza kick and Nigel hits the back kick lariat combo for two. Nigel then scores with the headstand mule kick for a two count. Nigel goes for the tower of London but Generico blocks it with elbows, Nigel then replies with some stiff chest thrusts and hits the Tower of London to the ring apron, that was brutal. Nigel tells the crowd to go fuck themselves before returning to the ring for a near fall. Nigel crotches Generico on the top rope but Generico blocks the diving lariat with a boot. Nigel tries the headstand but Generico kills him with the Yakuza kick for a near fall. Good stuff.
Nigel blocks the brianbuster but misses a lariat, Generico counters the jaw breaker Lariat with a big boot and a roll up gets a nearfall. Generico tries to charge but is cut off with a big lariat for a near fall. Nigel then hits a nice tower of London and follows it with a running European uppercut and a lariat for a near fall. Nigel is looking concerned and he locks in the London Dungeon. Kevin Steen comes to ringside and urges Generico and the crowd to come to life. Generico makes the ropes and Nigel gets in Steen's face. Generico catches Nigel ontop with a Yakuza kick, hanging Nigel upside down and Generico hits the coast to coast front flip dropkick and the Brainbuster but Nigel gets his feet on the ropes. Generico goes for the top turnbuckle Brainbuster but Nigel fights it off and crotches Generico ontop. Generico slides himself into position and luckily Nigel hits him with a brutal Lariat to make up for the terrible set up, near fall.
Nigel hits a brutal lariat and a tight cover for a near fall and the crowd are all on their feet. Nigel can't believe that this guy won't stay down, Generico bitch slaps Nigel and McGuiness kills him with a brutal lariat for another near fall. Nigel is pissed and goes to the London Dungeon but Generico counters to an nice roll up for a nearfall. Nigel then hits a brutal Jaw Breaker Lariat and Generico is forced to tap out to the London Dungeon.
Good main event but not great, the underdog story was nice but it wasn't in the league of the Tyler Black match as Generico just wasn't given enough offence and was never really presented as a genuine threat to McGuiness. There were some good sequences, some nice counters and some brutally hard hitting action but it was just missing something. The near falls were great nevertheless as was the selling from Generico, so a strong effort. (***1/2)
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Overall Thoughts: That was clearly and smaller show infront of a smaller crowd. The main Event is well worth a watch, and there is some good wrestling on the card but its far from essential. A mediocre show, but seeing as its free to download online, I recommend you get it and watch a very entertaining main event.

Welcome one and all to the Daveportivo Wrestling Awards! Before the show begins and we go through a plethora of awards I have to announce that sadly for the majority of awards ROH will not be elligable because I'm about six months behind on ROH and it would be unfair to use 2007 matches and feuds in consideration, plus does ROH really need more recognition from me? No, the answer is no. Let's Start the Show.

The first of award of the night is the much coverted MVP award. Before I announce the winner lets take a look at the nominees:

Kurt Angle: Kurt is without doubt the life and soul of TNA, he has carried TNA throughout 2008 on the mic and in ring. While he has been thoroughly undermined by the terrible writing and booking that plagues TNA, he always delivers even if what is asked of him is totally silly. While Joe and AJ are good, if you took Angle away from TNA the company would be in even more dire straights than they presently are. Look at the TNA match of the year list, take Kurt Angle out and its an even sorrier list. Kurt is literally risking his health and well being for Vince Russo and Jeff Jarrett's vision.

John Cena: Cena was shovelled lower down the card in 2008, losing clean to Orton, Triple H and then feuding and losing to JBL in a lower level fued, furthermore he was out injured for two months this year but regardless of all this what is abundantly clear is that John Cena is a draw. When Cena is away ratings and buyrates go down. He may not be my or anyones cup of tea but he is unbelievably valuable to WWE and remains there biggest assest.

Jeff Hardy: While I'm not a fan of Jeff Hardy he has certianly captured the "WWE universes" imagination this year. Jeff's quest for the title was undoubtably one of the biggest stories of the year. Jeff has also ascended to the status as the most over Babyface in the WWE, he doesn't get the overall reaction of Cena but Jeff avoids the boos. Jeff still has his problems violating the wellness policy caused him to miss Wrestlemania and is a big blot against his record. Jeff has improved in all aspect this year and finished his year with a world title win.

Edge: Another year another great year for Edge. He single handledly carried Smackdown until the draft and with Undertaker he had match of year contenders each and every PPV. His skits with Vicky were funny and while his feud ran long, TV is just markedly better when Edge is on screen. The major mark against Edge for MVP this year is him taking three months off to rest up.

And Your MVP is.....Chris Jericho: Jericho is without doubt this year's MVP. The slow burn feud with HBK as he went from cheesey face, to suspicious tweener to briliant heel carried WWE programing this year. It was quite simple the best acted fued in WWE history (obviously overacting by any other scale). Jericho's heel character is superb, from the way he wears his suit to the way he walks to the ring Jericho's performance has been sublime. He's a level above everyone else on promos, only Edge's pre summerslam work came close. He gave RAW the credible lead heel it desperately needed. Jericho has also become a true proffesional in the ring and has greatly tighten up his performances and wrestlers more credibly than at any other time in his career. Jericho turned into the perfect foil and people tune into to see John Cena kick Jericho's arse. If you disagree your just a sycophantic hypocrite!

Next up its your Match of the year award the nominees are:

McGuiness-Black (Respect is Earned II): This match was a tribute to McGuiness and a classic old school story of the underdog taking everything the darstadly heel had to offer and not staying down. A tremdous match with unbelievable nearfalls throughout and perfect execution.

The Royal Rumble: This years rumble was absolutely brilliant, Michaels and Taker were excellent and carried the first ten minutes, then the midcarders really showed off there athleticism, we got a trip down memory lane with Snuka-Piper and Triple H-Foley before an incredible suprise with the return of John Cena and an exciting conclusion, best of all there was minmal generic Rumble lifting.

Michaels-Jericho (No Mercy): This was one of my favorite ladder matches in recent years was brutal and intense, very creative with a superb finish. The best thing about this match was the absent of awkward moments and contrived sets ups the matched followed execellent, one of the most realistic ladder matches ever.

Joe-Angle (Lockdown): A brilliant match up that was crisply executed from start to finish. What made this match truely special was the quasi MMA match they worked, it was a brave decision to do this match as it could have ended in disaster but instead they created the most realistic wrestling match in history. It borrowed all the right aspects from MMA to make the mat wrestling realistic and made the actual wrestling moves doubly impact full.

Muscle Outlawz vs. Typhoon (Supercard of Honor): While it wasn't quite as good as the Dragon Gate effort from the year before this was just a notch away from perfection. These guys are so fast, so creative and so unbelievably crisp and reminder just how far ahead and revolutionary the Japanese athletes are.

And the Match Of The Year...Shawn Michaels-Ric Flair (Wrestlemania): This was just one of the all time greatest moments in wrestling history that will be remember long after every other match in this year is forgotten. This match was all about the story telling and pacing which was sublime, Ric did things in the ring a 60 should not be able to do (a flat back bump over the top rope!), he did mores we didn't think he was still capable of. The match just built and built and had the crowd going completely insane, they even had the audience thinking Ric might win, the finishing superkick with the "I'm Sorry, I Love You" was one of the best plotted out finishes in resent times. This was simply one of the classy matches in wrestling history, the greatest send off to the undisputed greatest of all time.

now on to the minor awards!

Worst Match of The Year: tie - Dutt-Lethal, Triple H-Koslov: On the one hand you have a dreadful 1970s house show match that had the crowd chanting boring and "we want Jeff!" from the get go against a match where two of the most talented athletes on the TNA roster were chained together negating there wrestling ability and on top of this were forced to rip each others clothes off to win! The crowd chanted "Fire Vusso" from the outset. I can't decided between these two they both sucked in totally different ways.

PPV of the Year: Wrestlemania 24: There were very good PPVs this year Summerslam, No Mercy, No Way Out and Royal Rumble really stood out but there simply wasn't a bigger spectacle than Wrestlemania, with the big star attractions, the huge outside venue, the great feeling of importance and to top it off FOUR match of the year contenders. Another year, another great mania, shame about Umaga-Bastista.

Worst PPV of the Year: Sacrifice: There were quite alot of candidates this year but a terrible tag team tournement and a lame main event made this a pathetic and utterly forgetable PPV, if you paid for this crap I feel sorry for you.

Feud Of The Year: Shawn Michaels-Chris Jericho: It wasn't a particularly memorable year for feuds but perhaps HBK-Jericho just overshadowed everything else. This was the slowest burning, most sutble, attention to detail fued, intense and dramatic feud wrestling has seen in along long time. By wrestling standards it was brilliantly acted, had many chapters and a plethora of brilliant match ups and it was worth paying attention to detail because the writers actually did and the wrestlers incorperated the multiphasic nature of the fued into there various match ups. Intense, brooding and created the most intriguing heel character WWE has seen in years.

Feud To Forget: Sonjay Dutt-Jay Lethal: It started okay, and feature two very good wrestlers and charismatic guys but unfortunately the writting was just so abysmal, I could rant for an hour but if you saw it, you know my pain.

Wrestler Of The Year: Kurt Angle: If I'd seen more of ROH Kurt likely wouldn't have won but as is Kurt is a worthy winner. 2008 is a tough year for this catagory as there has been some very good wrestling and wrestlers but everyone seems to have had limmited opponents, Shawn was wrestling Jericho almost every PPV, Ditto for Jericho, Edge wrestled Taker countless times, Jeff and Triple H didn't really reach top level consitantly, and Joe and Styles were booked into oblivion. Kurt had excellent matches with a wide range of oponnents Abyss, Jarrett, Styles and one tremendous match with Joe.

Worst Wrestler Of The Year: Candice Michelle: She's sub Lita and even sub Ashley, while she showed signs of improvement this year, she simply a danger to herself and others in the ring and should be kept away from it at all costs. Don't believe me, look up the footaged they editted out of Raw on her return, its daming.

Shock Moment Of The Year: John Cena Returns: Yes the majority of the wrestling world fell for the oldest trick in the book, the promoter adds two months onto an injury so they can suprise us with a return and furthermore it made Cena look impressive as if he came back early from a terrible injury. His return pushed this years RUmble over the edge.

Worst Moment of the Year: Triple H destroys the Titantron: There were so many this year, million dollar mania and the Khali kiss cam come to mind, especially the Mae Young kiss come to mind but honestly you kind of expect crap like that but Triple H destroy a massive image of Vince with a sledge hammer was stupid enough but what makes it so much worse was the fact that after he hit he ripped the thin screen random pyro went off, THREE TIMES!!!!

Baffling Decision of the Year: Gail Kim is not resigned by TNA: TNA get a chance to resign there biggest TV ratings draw and arguably one of their best wrestlers but no, even after she considers turning down WWE for TNA they refuse to pay her as much as KIP FUCKING JAMES!!! TNA should fire Matt Morgan, Kip James, BJ James, Shark Boy and Lance Hoyt to keep Kim. She's more valuable than Booker T at this stage.

More awards may be added in the coming days, but for now that's all folks.

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